Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Review Queens Server

    Review Queens Server
    so, like, this server is like totally awesome, man. like, we did this study with like 1.2 billion observations and found out that women are, like, way better at rating stuff online than men. it’s, like, a whole gender rating gap thing, dude. and, like, the reason is because, like, women who are unhappy are, like, less likely to leave a review because they’re scared of getting, like, negative feedback and stuff.

    so, like, if you wanna be on a server where the ladies are, like, totally ruling the reviews and stuff, then you gotta join us, man. plus, we have, like, insane stories that will blow your mind, like one time a creeper and a zombie got into a dance battle and everyone was, like, cheering them on. it was, like, epic, dude.

    so, like, come join us on this server where the women are rocking the ratings and the crazy stories will keep you entertained for hours. it’s, like, the best place to be, man.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Blocky Shon’s Minecraft Server

    Blocky Shon’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our server, where Fallenshadow reigns supreme as the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet! Join us for a wild ride filled with husbands, Twitch streams, ASMR videos, and even a Ribbon Cage (whatever that is). But beware, you must treat Fallenshadow well or face the wrath of her loyal followers. And don’t forget to refresh yourself on the global and board rules before posting – you never know what surprises await! Ignore, report, and hide divorcees at all costs, because on this server, drama is not allowed. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just don’t ask about the cult rumors…they’re totally not true. 😉

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Her Appeal Minecraft SMP

    Her Appeal Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that is as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. We have secret underground bases, giant pixel art statues of our favorite memes, and even a pet chicken named Gerald who thinks he’s a ninja.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to make your dreams come true (or at least give you unlimited diamonds). And don’t even get us started on the time we all banded together to defeat the Ender Dragon using nothing but fishing rods and snowballs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1524 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • TiplessTavern Minecraft Server

    TiplessTavern Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of trying to save some extra cash? Look no further! Our server is like getting a massage and dinner for two with a $250 voucher, but with a 20% discount on your first visit. And don’t worry, we won’t guilt trip you into tipping more than you planned – we appreciate the savings just like you do! Join us for a relaxing and discount-filled gaming experience like no other. Who needs expensive tips when you can tip your hat to our amazing deals instead?

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 38 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • LaborCraft: No Thanks, I’ll Pass

    LaborCraft: No Thanks, I’ll Pass
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of spiritual discipline, even during childbirth! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can participate in silent births, just like our friend Sarah.

    Imagine the thrill of silently mining for diamonds, quietly building your dream house, and peacefully battling mobs without making a single sound. Our server is all about creating a peaceful and serene environment for our players, just like Sarah did during her home birth.

    Don’t worry, if you feel uncomfortable or need to step away for a moment, we won’t judge you like some of Sarah’s friends did. We understand that silent gaming isn’t for everyone, but for those who dare to embrace the silence, our server is the perfect place to be.

    So join us now and be part of our sacred circle, where the energy of the birth (and the game) is always flowing. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of inner peace while playing Minecraft in complete silence. See you in the game!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 19

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Admiring Abe – Minecraft SMP

    Admiring Abe – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you can hang out with your favorite historical figures! Imagine building a castle with Cleopatra or going on a mining adventure with Genghis Khan. Who needs textbooks when you can learn about history firsthand in our wacky world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and make history…literally!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftySuccessLand

    CraftySuccessLand
    Success on our Minecraft server means building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, and taming a dragon to use as your personal flying mount. Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to Minecraft glory!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • TaiwanCraft: Annexation Resistance

    TaiwanCraft: Annexation Resistance
    so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the macarena. not even kidding, bro.

    our president, like, William Lai, he’s all about resisting ‘annexation’ in Taiwan, but on this server, we’re all about annexing all the cool stuff. like, we got a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

    if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero, flying around on a magic carpet made of enchanted golden apples. and the best part? you can ride a llama into battle, armed with a sword made of pure rainbow.

    so, what are you waiting for? join our server today and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #llamalove #diamondsfordays

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Trust Theories Over Science

    Trust Theories Over Science
    so, like, imagine this, right? this server is, like, the ultimate place for all the conspiracy theorists out there. we got aliens, bigfoot, lizard people, you name it. but get this, they’re all REAL on our server.

    join us if you wanna uncover the truth about the government cover-ups and secret societies. we even have a secret underground base where you can meet with other like-minded players to plan your next big revelation.

    oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling dolphins who are trying to prevent the apocalypse? yeah, it’s pretty wild. but hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server.

    so come on over and join us for a mind-bending experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. trust us, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t soon forget.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Mythical Swords Crafted: 65
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Emeralds Found: 1358

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Pixel Pervs: Gender Gap Gone

    Pixel Pervs: Gender Gap Gone
    LOLZ come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we got boys and girls actin’ all the same when they see dem pixels! No more gender gap in reactions to Minecraft porn, everyone be gettin’ all emotional and behavioral up in here! It’s like a virtual gender equality revolution, but with creepers and diamonds instead of picket signs! So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we all be equal in our love for blocky smut!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • 2b4a – anarchy server Minecraft

    2b4a – anarchy server Minecraft

    Just anarchy, come in, play, have fun =)

    Supported versions: 1.16.5+

    More detailed information on the website.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 307

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Tree SMP: The Vanilla Ice Cream Flavor of Minecraft 1.21

    Tree SMP: The Vanilla Ice Cream Flavor of Minecraft 1.21
    IP TreeSMP.mc.gg
    Discord https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS

    Server Information:

    Map size Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way)
    Render Distance 10 Chunks
    Gamemode Hard
    Griefing/PvP Enabled
    TnT/Carpet duping Enabled
    Netheroof Enabled
    Bedrock break Enabled

    We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

    Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level.

    2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    Yes, griefing and PvP are enabled on the server.

    3. Can I use TnT and dupe items on the server?

    Yes, TnT and carpet duping are allowed on the server.

    4. Is the Netheroof accessible on the server?

    Yes, the Netheroof is enabled for players to explore.

    5. Are there any restrictions on breaking bedrock?

    No, bedrock break is enabled for players to interact with.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CutieCraft Minecraft Server

    CutieCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are poppin’ and the creepers are droppin’! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside some cluckin’ good architects!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few feathered friends along the way. See you in the pixelated world, my fellow Minecrafters!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Vidya / SMP Fa / Thread / Minecraft

    Vidya / SMP Fa / Thread / Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the real thrill comes from collecting the rarest waistcoats in the game! That’s right, forget about armor and weapons, it’s all about looking stylish while you take on creepers and zombies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Join our server and you could be the next Chicken King, ruling over your feathered subjects with an iron fist (or wing, in this case).

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away to the hottest tunes in Minecraft. Who needs to fight monsters when you can bust a move with your friends?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 460 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • AchieveMentor Minecraft SMP

    AchieveMentor Minecraft SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about the time I joined this crazy Minecraft SMP server. It was like stepping into a whole new world of chaos and hilarity. My first big achievement? Well, let’s just say I managed to tame a wild Ender Dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Yeah, you heard me right. And that was just the beginning!

    This server is full of wacky characters and insane challenges. From building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds to organizing epic llama races through treacherous lava fields, there’s never a dull moment. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most outrageous and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Runes Activated: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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