Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Mythical Swords Crafted: 73 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Well /minecraft /SMP /biz/, which /block will /you /mine?

    Well /minecraft /SMP /biz/, which /block will /you /mine?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane pranks, epic battles, and questionable decision-making. Our server is home to a group of players who are always up to no good, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or starting a sheep rebellion.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we find, just because we can. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with rare loot and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 198 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • WeddingCrasher420

    WeddingCrasher420
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for the most outrageous family drama you’ve ever seen – we’ve got siblings refusing to attend funerals, moms causing chaos, and toxic relationships galore. Skip your brother’s wedding? Why not, when he couldn’t even make it to your husband’s funeral! Who needs enemies when you’ve got family like this? Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the insanity – just don’t forget to put on your big boy pants!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • AltLifeCraft

    AltLifeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest alt account dreams! Imagine having multiple personalities in real life – you could be a ninja one day, a pirate the next, and a unicorn the day after that! Join our server and experience the ultimate identity crisis in the best way possible. From building epic castles to battling dragons, the possibilities are endless when you have multiple alt accounts in real life. So come on, join us and let your alter egos run wild in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Star Shards Collected: 106
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Struggle with Basic Minecraft Skills – Just Like Hermitcraft But We Suck!

    Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Struggle with Basic Minecraft Skills – Just Like Hermitcraft But We Suck!

    Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

    Category Description
    Version Java 1.21 (Vanilla)
    Whitelisted Yes
    Mods BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more

    Why Join Us?

    • Active and Diverse Players
    • Whitelisted server for a high-quality community
    • Frequent server-wide events

    Don’t miss our upcoming Pig PVP Event in 24 hours!

    How to Join:

    Join us on DISCORD

    Happy crafting!

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is the server always up to date with the latest features? Yes, we are on Java 1.21 and update regularly.
    How can I protect my builds from griefers? Although it’s vanilla, we have measures in place for grief protection.
    Are there specific rules for the server? Yes, we have rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community experience.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Alien Abductions: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Pixel Dragon Ball Minecraft Server

    Pixel Dragon Ball Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a powerless warrior like Gohan after Buu? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and become the most powerful warrior in all the land! We have enchanted diamond swords that can slice through anything, even obsidian! Our potions are so potent, they’ll make you feel like you can take on the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind your back. So come join us and show everyone that you are the true master of Minecraft combat!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Alien Abductions: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Star Wars Fanatic Minecraft SMP

    Star Wars Fanatic Minecraft SMP
    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: a server where every block is shaped like Baby Yoda and every mob is a Stormtrooper. Yes, you heard me right. This server is a galaxy far, far away from your average Minecraft experience.

    But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where you can duel with lightsabers (don’t worry, they’re just reskinned swords) and build your very own Death Star to rule over the server. And let’s not forget about our custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a Wookiee while blasting off into space.

    So why should you join this out-of-this-world SMP? Because where else can you find a server where you can mine for diamonds while dodging TIE fighters and team up with Chewbacca to defeat the Ender Dragon? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. May the blocks be with you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Crops Grown: 5370

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CultLeader’sLoot Minecraft Server

    CultLeader’sLoot Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cult gathering? Look no further! Our server is like a spiritual journey, with elders to guide you and gifts to offer. But don’t worry, no foot kissing required!

    Join us and experience the thrill of denying gifts to the Grumpy Elder. Show your rebellious side and stand up against the cult-like practices of our server. Who needs olive oil and Earl Grey tea when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

    So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, don’t let anyone make you kiss their foot, unless it’s for a really good trade deal!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 182
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Crafting Chaos: Hubby MIA

    Crafting Chaos: Hubby MIA
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a parent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who need a break – whether it’s from sinus infections, allergies, or just plain exhaustion.

    Join us and experience the thrill of letting your kids watch TV while you catch some much-needed Z’s. Who needs Sunday school when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, we have virtual babysitters in the form of friendly mobs who will keep your kids entertained while you rest.

    Don’t worry about missing out on real-life responsibilities – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, it’s just a game, right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Magic Items Found: 6740
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Farms Harvested: 245
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • EURejoinMinecraftServer

    EURejoinMinecraftServer
    so like, imagine if u were playing on this minecraft server and suddenly u were transported to a world where the UK had rejoined the EU? like, u could build ur own little brexit wall and then knock it down with ur friends for fun! plus, Peter Mandelson is there to guide u through the process and maybe even give u some insider tips on how to negotiate the best trade deals with other players. it’s like a political drama meets a sandbox game, but with more explosions and less boring meetings. join now and be a part of this wacky adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • IslandWarfareCraft

    IslandWarfareCraft
    Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can reenact epic battles from the US Army fighting in the Pacific islands? Well, look no further because our server lets you do just that!

    Picture this: you and your squad of blocky soldiers storming the beaches of a tropical island, dodging enemy fire and building sandcastle fortresses to defend your territory.

    But wait, there’s more! We have special power-ups like coconut grenades and banana bazookas to add some fruity fun to the mix. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant crabs that roam the island, ready to challenge any brave warrior who dares to face them.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your skills in Pacific island warfare like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 340
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • 👑 Disharmony Drips 👑 [SMP] [PVE] {Proximity Voice-Chat} {No Resets} {1.20+} {Java}

    👑 Disharmony Drips 👑 [SMP] [PVE] {Proximity Voice-Chat} {No Resets} {1.20+} {Java}

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Details
    Version Java 1.20.1 (1.21.1 THIS WEEKEND)
    IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world
    Discord https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

    About Harmony Falls

    Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Towny & Economy
    • PvE & PvP
    • Bosses/Dungeons
    • Pets
    • RPG Elements
    • Events

    Join our friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Harmony Falls is all about creating lasting memories and epic adventures together.

    Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your journey like never before!

    Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join Harmony Falls? You can join Harmony Falls by using the IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world
    Is PvP mandatory on Harmony Falls? No, PvP is optional on Harmony Falls and can be toggled on or off within the server.
    What RPG elements are present on Harmony Falls? Harmony Falls features MCMMO for leveling up skills and embarking on quests.
    Are there regular events on Harmony Falls? Yes, Harmony Falls hosts events, tournaments, and competitions for players to participate in and win prizes.
    Can I bring my own pets on Harmony Falls? Harmony Falls offers a variety of pets that players can acquire within the game to accompany them on their adventures.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 289 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Frosty Scoops Minecraft Server

    Frosty Scoops Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are made of ice cream and the creepers explode into sprinkles! Join us for a sweet adventure filled with wacky surprises and delicious treats.

    Our server is home to the legendary Ice Cream Castle, where players can battle it out in epic ice cream wars and compete in ice cream eating contests. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual ice cream!

    But be warned, the Ice Cream Yeti roams the land, stealing ice cream cones from unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this frosty foe and reclaim your frozen treats?

    Join us for a scoop-tacular time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor – things are about to get seriously silly!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Falling into the Void: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Debate Minecraft SMP Series

    Debate Minecraft SMP Series
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion!

    Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Build your dream base, form alliances with other players, and maybe even start a war or two (all in good fun, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who control the server economy, a haunted mansion where ghosts roam the halls, and a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • KarmaCraft Minecraft Server

    KarmaCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, tears, and questionable life choices – just like my brother’s job search!

    Our server is so chaotic, it’ll make you grateful for your own crazy family dynamics. And don’t worry about finding a place to live, because unlike my brother, we won’t be crashing on your virtual couch anytime soon.

    With a community crazier than my brother’s dating history, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions – just like dealing with my brother’s constant LinkedIn posts begging for help.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • BoyfriendBrunchFail

    BoyfriendBrunchFail
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sleep? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize rest over breakfast delivery!

    Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping in and ignoring your boyfriend’s breakfast demands. No need to worry about waking up early to grab food, just focus on getting those Z’s!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the drama of a pouty boyfriend who can’t handle being denied breakfast. Will he forgive you for choosing sleep over food? Only time will tell on our server!

    And don’t worry about transportation issues, we offer virtual DoorDash services for all your in-game food delivery needs. Who needs real-life breakfast when you can order virtual lunch for your hangry boyfriend?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate sleep vs. breakfast dilemma in Minecraft form! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Star Shards Collected: 139
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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