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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 9263 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1042 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Votes: | 2439 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!
2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.
4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!