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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 2332 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
But beware, if you’re a single male who isn’t a tall white chad, you might feel unwelcome at first. The women in our virtual yoga classes might instantly hate you for your pixelated presence. But fear not, for as you perfect your downward dog and warrior poses, you’ll win over their hearts and become the ultimate yoga master of the server.
Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with relaxation, friendship, and maybe even a little virtual romance. Namaste, blocky warriors!