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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 1065 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 2356 |
But beware, if you’re a single male who isn’t a tall white chad, you might feel unwelcome at first. The women in our virtual yoga classes might instantly hate you for your pixelated presence. But fear not, for as you perfect your downward dog and warrior poses, you’ll win over their hearts and become the ultimate yoga master of the server.
Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with relaxation, friendship, and maybe even a little virtual romance. Namaste, blocky warriors!