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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5687 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
But beware, if you’re a single male who isn’t a tall white chad, you might feel unwelcome at first. The women in our virtual yoga classes might instantly hate you for your pixelated presence. But fear not, for as you perfect your downward dog and warrior poses, you’ll win over their hearts and become the ultimate yoga master of the server.
Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with relaxation, friendship, and maybe even a little virtual romance. Namaste, blocky warriors!