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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 7540 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
But beware, if you’re a single male who isn’t a tall white chad, you might feel unwelcome at first. The women in our virtual yoga classes might instantly hate you for your pixelated presence. But fear not, for as you perfect your downward dog and warrior poses, you’ll win over their hearts and become the ultimate yoga master of the server.
Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with relaxation, friendship, and maybe even a little virtual romance. Namaste, blocky warriors!