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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 7876 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
But beware, if you’re a single male who isn’t a tall white chad, you might feel unwelcome at first. The women in our virtual yoga classes might instantly hate you for your pixelated presence. But fear not, for as you perfect your downward dog and warrior poses, you’ll win over their hearts and become the ultimate yoga master of the server.
Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with relaxation, friendship, and maybe even a little virtual romance. Namaste, blocky warriors!