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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 7137 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Votes: | 5382 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
But beware, if you’re a single male who isn’t a tall white chad, you might feel unwelcome at first. The women in our virtual yoga classes might instantly hate you for your pixelated presence. But fear not, for as you perfect your downward dog and warrior poses, you’ll win over their hearts and become the ultimate yoga master of the server.
Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with relaxation, friendship, and maybe even a little virtual romance. Namaste, blocky warriors!