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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 1406 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. LLAMAS. THAT TALK. IT’S LIKE A FREAKIN’ FAIRY TALE, BUT WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS AND LESS PRINCESSES.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY SERVER WHERE YEN’S PURCHASING POWER IS LOWER THAN A MOLE RAT’S SELF-ESTEEM. YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (MAYBE)