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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 6719 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1576 |
| Animals Bred: | 100 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s belly! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.
our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a thousand suns. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club, where the zombies drop sick beats while trying to eat your brains.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency? it’s like a capitalist dream come true.
so, if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies. who can say no to that?
