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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 7383 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 157 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s belly! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.
our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a thousand suns. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club, where the zombies drop sick beats while trying to eat your brains.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency? it’s like a capitalist dream come true.
so, if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies. who can say no to that?
