our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a thousand suns. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club, where the zombies drop sick beats while trying to eat your brains.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency? it’s like a capitalist dream come true.
so, if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies. who can say no to that?
Updated November 17, 2024
Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.