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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 5360 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of llamas will serenade you with classic 80s hits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for).
So why waste your time on those lame servers when you can join ours and experience the cringe-tastic adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).