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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 3750 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2875 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of llamas will serenade you with classic 80s hits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for).
So why waste your time on those lame servers when you can join ours and experience the cringe-tastic adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).