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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8477 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2193 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so cringe, it’s actually cool! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing creepers, talking pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of llamas will serenade you with classic 80s hits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for).
So why waste your time on those lame servers when you can join ours and experience the cringe-tastic adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
