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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 2546 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 117 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 1357 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.
So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!