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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 8917 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.
So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!