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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 8175 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 674 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Are you tired of all the anti-American sentiment in the world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only flag flying high is the red, white, and blue! Our server is so American, even the creepers wear cowboy hats and say “yeehaw” before exploding.
But that’s not all! We have a special event every Fourth of July where we build a giant statue of Abraham Lincoln out of diamond blocks and have a fireworks show that can be seen from space. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a bald eagle flying overhead, holding a beacon in its talons.
So why join our server? Because ‘Murica, that’s why! Let freedom ring and come join us for some good ol’ fashioned blocky fun.
