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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 2746 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Join us and become part of a community where moving to America and becoming a redneck husband or dad is a totally normal aspiration. We welcome players from all over the world, especially if you speak three languages fluently like our Argentinian friend here.
On our server, you can practice your English skills and aim for that coveted C2 level while building insane structures and battling mobs. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a redneck lady who will make you her husband!
So come on, join us and celebrate the 4th of July in style. God bless America, and God bless our crazy Minecraft server!