YakCraft Minecraft Server

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Tired of your jokes falling flat like a creeper explosion in the desert? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your comedic genius in a world where laughter is the currency! We’ve got more laughs than a pig wearing a top hat, and more fun than a chicken riding a minecart. So come on down and show off your best Yakov Smirnoff impression – we guarantee you’ll get more laughs than a villager trading emeralds for bread!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5662	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3307	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Potions Brewed:	128

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20+] [play.oasissmp.gg]Oasis SMP is a newly released survival multiplayer server.Server Features: Land claiming Skills to level up Custom fishing Custom world & vanilla world, Jobs to earn money Shop creationIP: play.oasissmp.gg Version: 1.20+ Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing InfiniteMCInfiniteMC is a fun community server with tons of entertaining and enjoyable survival options to choose from. We have a large variety of ways you can choose to survive on in Minecraft and we guarantee you will have a complete, unique and enjoyable experience when you join InfiniteMC. The staff and regular players are dedicated on providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players, we hope to see you join us soon!Java / Bedrock compatibility Keep inventory Slimefun Towny Pyromining & Pyrofishing Player shops / Player warps / Player auctions Casino Rank up with in-game money Free daily crates for voting Competitive economy

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.