YakCraft Minecraft Server

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Tired of your jokes falling flat like a creeper explosion in the desert? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your comedic genius in a world where laughter is the currency! We’ve got more laughs than a pig wearing a top hat, and more fun than a chicken riding a minecart. So come on down and show off your best Yakov Smirnoff impression – we guarantee you’ll get more laughs than a villager trading emeralds for bread!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Towns Built:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchantments Applied:	116	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Meteorites Collected:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	174	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Animals Bred:	78	Enchantments Applied:	134
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Potions Brewed:	76

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mines Excavated:	2030
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Potions Brewed:	131
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	726631	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	2399	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Astral Projections Made:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!