YakCraft Minecraft Server

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Tired of your jokes falling flat like a creeper explosion in the desert? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your comedic genius in a world where laughter is the currency! We’ve got more laughs than a pig wearing a top hat, and more fun than a chicken riding a minecart. So come on down and show off your best Yakov Smirnoff impression – we guarantee you’ll get more laughs than a villager trading emeralds for bread!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3702	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Farms Harvested:	188	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	784	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8575
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Potions Brewed:	95	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Farms Harvested:	729	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mines Excavated:	2200
Enchantments Applied:	259	Runes Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!