Xeak smp | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SickoSMP – Minecraft SMP

#bedridden, Contagious, diarrhea, Doctor, FATIGUE, Fever, flu, health, Hospital, Illness, infection, Medicine, Minecraft, Quarantine, Recovery, sick leave, Sickness, SickoSMP, smp, Symptoms, Virus, vomiting, Weak

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Ores Mined:	5521
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride for your brain, man. Like, you think you’ve seen it all, but then you join this server and BAM, your mind is blown into a million pieces.

First of all, the spawn point is literally a giant chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that? And the admin is this crazy dude who only speaks in pig Latin, but somehow you still understand him. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re all wearing sunglasses and doing the cha-cha slide, it’s insane.

But the best part is the community, man. Everyone is just a bunch of lovable weirdos who are always down for a good time. We once had a whole event where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show, it was epic.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make your brain do backflips, then come join us. Plus, we have free cookies, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness?

ParentalPunishCraft

childhood memories, Chores, consequences, Curfew, discipline, family rules, grounding, harsh punishment, loss of privileges, Parental authority, parental discipline, ParentalPunishCraft, parents, punishment methods, Reprimand, restrictions, scolding, spanking, strict parents, timeout, worst punishment

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	4203	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are your parents constantly grounding you for playing too much Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst punishment you’ll get is being forced to build a giant statue of your mom out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride of crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprise visits from Herobrine himself. So come on down and join us, where the only thing you’ll be grounded from is reality!

RuskiBustersMC

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Disinformation, Economy, EU, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, media manipulation, News, Politics, propagandists, restrictions, RuskiBustersMC, Russian, sanctions, Trade, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN all the russian propagandists and make them mine diamonds all day long HAHAHA. our economy is so lit, you can trade your dirt blocks for enchanted golden apples, no joke. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like a diamond sword with sharpness 1000. if you’re not scared of a little adventure, come join us and let’s take over the minecraft world together!

Campus Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, campus, Closeups, college, College Edition, Crafters, Edition, front-facing, Full bodies, Guide, High angles, image limit, Low angles, Low quality images, Nudify, Nudify Thread, portraits, Possible.., Quality, Read, Results, Thread, Wasting

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we got pixelated pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball that attracts all the creepers to dance with you.

Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out and party with us.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some wacky creations together!

Snoot Monday – Hoodie Edition Minecraft SMP

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, FICS, Goodbye Volcano High, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, hoodie, hoodie edition, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, previous threads, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game (virtually, of course) at hugthegator.xyz! Our server is so wild, even the Snoot Game OST will have you bouncing in your seat. And if that’s not enough, we have Snoot AI Chatbots that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our Snoot Mods are so out of this world, you’ll wonder how you ever played Minecraft without them. Don’t miss out on the craziness – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

XmasNostalgiaCraft

childhood innocence, childhood memories, christmas carols, christmas eve, Christmas magic, christmas morning, Christmas presents, Christmas stockings, Christmas traditions, christmas tree, family gatherings, festive decorations, holiday excitement, holiday joy, holiday spirit, holiday treats, magical moments, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, winter wonderland, XmasNostalgiaCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Remember the days when you used to wake up on Christmas morning filled with excitement and wonder? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back that magical feeling every day! Join us and experience the joy of Christmas all year round with our festive decorations, Santa Claus sightings, and even a secret workshop where you can help the elves make toys for all the good little Minecraft players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying reindeer that you can ride around the snowy landscape. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the abominable snowman lurking in the mountains, waiting to challenge you to a snowball fight!

So come join us on our Christmas wonderland server and relive the magic of the holidays in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCarCrafters

automaker, Automobile (Industry), automotive giants, Automotive Industry, automotive news, business merger, car manufacturers, collaboration, Competition, corporate consolidation, CraftyCarCrafters, global market, Honda, industry leaders, industry shakeup, Japanese automakers, market share, MERGE, nissan, strategic alliance, world’s No. 3

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Votes:	1178
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where nissan and honda have decided to merge and create da world’s number 3 automaker! we got cars flyin around everywhere in dis server, u can drive a honda civic while fightin off creepers and zombies!

imagine rollin up to a village in a nissan altima, blarin ur horn and causin chaos everywhere u go. u can even race ur friends in a honda accord and see who’s da fastest on da server!

so come join us and be a part of dis crazy automotive adventure in minecraft! who needs regular cars when u can have nissan-honda hybrids in a blocky world? let’s make traffic jams fun again!

Java Jive Cafe Server

antioxidants, Beverages, cafe, Caffeine, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, coffee, daily intake, Drinking, habits, head and neck cancer, health benefits, health news, health study, java, Jive, Lifestyle, lower risk, Moderation, Prevention, research, Server, study, tea

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we drink tea and coffee all day to lower our risk of getting head and neck cancer! we have found that players who have more than 4 coffees a day have a 17% lower chance of getting head and neck cancers in game. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug and join us for a wild adventure filled with caffeine and creepers. who knew that fighting off zombies could also help fight off cancer? join now and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!

Italian Adventures 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adventures, cultural heritage, Do Re Mi, european music, Fa Sol La Si Do, Italian, Italian culture, italian folklore, Italian heritage, Italian history, Italian landmarks, Italian language, Italian Music, Italian tourism, Italian traditions, italy, italy travel, medieval song, Music, musical traditions, Old songs, traditional music

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	3735
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Yo, bro, forget about Italy and medieval songs, come join our Minecraft server where we sing in blocks instead of notes! We don’t do no boring old Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Si Do, we do Creeper, Diamond, Zombie, Enderman, Chicken, TNT, and Bacon! Yeah, you heard me right, we sing in Bacon!

Join our server and experience the craziest musical journey of your life! Build your own musical masterpiece using blocks and mobs as your notes. Trust me, once you’ve heard a Creeper symphony, you’ll never want to go back to regular music again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some bacon music together!

The Janitor Minecraft SMP

Character, janitor, janitor character, janitor persona, janitor wrestler, Janitorial, janitorial character, janitorial gimmick, Minecraft, smp, wrestling gimmick, wrestling persona

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7914
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the janitor is the real MVP! Forget about building epic castles or slaying dragons, our janitor will sweep you off your feet with his mad cleaning skills. Join us for a chance to witness the janitor’s legendary mop techniques and see him battle against the evil dust bunnies that threaten to take over the server.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Rumor has it that the janitor is the best dancer in town and can outshine even the most skilled players on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with cleaning antics, dance parties, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos!

NoFoodZoneCraft

airline policies, airplane etiquette, airplane rules, airplane snacks, allergic reactions, emergency medical situations, entitled passengers, flight attendant intervention, food allergies, in-flight disruptions, inconsiderate behavior, NoFoodZoneCraft, passenger entitlement, passenger health, passenger rights, passenger safety, peanut allergy, peanut-free flights, Public Safety, public shaming, social judgment

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	1758	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of being judged for wanting to live? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your right to not die mid-air! No peanuts allowed, so you can game in peace without the fear of an allergic reaction. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of staying alive while playing Minecraft. Don’t be booed for wanting to survive, join us today and game without the peanut pressure!

CraftyCommies: Redstone Revolution

Asia, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Defense, drone technology, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, military alliance, military buildup, military deployment, military equipment, military strategy, N.Korea, North Korea, Redstone, revolution, russia, SECURITY, seoul, suicide drone supply, troop deployment

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

lol ur probably thinking what does this have to do with a minecraft server? well let me tell u, our server is so lit that even N. Korea wants to join! they’re preparing to send troops and suicide drones to help us dominate the virtual world. imagine playing minecraft with actual soldiers and drones, it’s gonna be epic! join now before it’s too late and become a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Welcome to the Bedrock Box server! Minecraft server

banner, Bedrock Box, Community, Creative, Crystalix, Discord, ds, Fun, Gaming, Hades, Minecraft, minecraft server, Play, PvP, ruslan, Server, server description, server image, Survival, Turned On

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Alien Abductions:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Love Letters Sent:	13
Potions Brewed:	54	Orbs of Power Found:	9

This is a server with a bedrock box like Hades or like Crystalix! Who wants to play and the server is not turned on, write to me in ds (discord) here it is: Ruslan 10#9136

BedrockBox08991.aternos.me

Sigma Wealth Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, abundance mindset, Empire, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial growth, financial independence, financial mindset, Financial Success, high net worth, investing goals, luxury lifestyle, millionaire habits, millionaire lifestyle, millionaire mindset, millionaire success, money goals, money mindset, sigma, success mindset, wealth, wealth building, wealthy mindset

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ores Mined:	5137
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya – on this server, you can get so freakin’ rich that you’ll be able to laugh off losing 10K USD like it’s no big deal! That’s right, we’re talkin’ about #sigmalifegoals up in here! So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and start stackin’ them virtual riches like there’s no tomorrow! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Rudolph if it wasn’t foggy on that Minecraft SMP

Bright, christmas, christmas eve, DECEMBER, Festive, foggy, holiday, jolly, MAGICAL, Merry, Minecraft, north pole, red nose, reindeer, reindeer games, rudolph, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, santa, Sleigh, Sleigh Bells, smp, WASNT, Winter

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Votes:	8776	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Rudolph if it wasn’t foggy on that one Christmas eve – shining bright and leading the way to epic adventures!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Players:	93/700	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	498	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Gods Slained:	0