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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 9484 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7671 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Votes: | 1664 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, chickens tell jokes, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. You never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride on the back of a giant slime while being serenaded by a choir of singing villagers? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride of laughter and absurdity!