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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 3438 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
New Chunks Explored: | 518107 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Emeralds Found: | 1909 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, chickens tell jokes, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. You never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride on the back of a giant slime while being serenaded by a choir of singing villagers? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride of laughter and absurdity!