WTF Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting deported is your worries! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so lit, even ICE can’t keep up with the fun! Build your dream world and watch out for creepers, they’re the real troublemakers around here. So why wait? Come join us and say goodbye to boring reality, because on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crops Grown:	9429

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	3096	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Star Shards Collected:	156	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Towns Built:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	7278	Dragons Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	125	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Buildings Constructed:	43	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Animals Bred:	180
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5754	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.