WTF Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting deported is your worries! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so lit, even ICE can’t keep up with the fun! Build your dream world and watch out for creepers, they’re the real troublemakers around here. So why wait? Come join us and say goodbye to boring reality, because on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mines Excavated:	1239
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Divine Spears Created:	29
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5685	Potions Brewed:	52
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6833	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Animals Bred:	73	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magic Items Found:	1616
New Chunks Explored:	463778	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Runes Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5752	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ores Mined:	4192	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Farms Harvested:	302	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	New Chunks Explored:	969611
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.