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| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 1386 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 147 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken uprising. The clucks are taking over and it’s up to you to stop them before they lay siege to the entire server. But beware, these aren’t your average chickens – they’re armed to the beak with diamond swords and ready to peck your eyes out.
And that’s just the beginning. Our server is filled with wacky events like llama rodeos, creeper dance parties, and even a secret underground society of villager ninjas. Plus, our staff is made up of actual unicorns who grant wishes and rainbows upon all who join.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, danger, and maybe a little bit of madness, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “Seriously though, what the fuck happened?” at least once a day.
