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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 7726 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, being chased by a pack of angry llamas. That’s just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for kicks? Why not! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.
But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Dress Your Pig in Drag” day and “Build a Rollercoaster Using Only Obsidian” competition. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual unicorns who grant wishes to players who can beat them in a game of musical chairs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!