WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4681	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Virtual Vibe Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old drama and toxicity in the Vtuber community? Looking for a server that’s full of laughter, fun, and pure chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with the craziest characters you’ll ever meet, from a llama who thinks he’s a wizard to a chicken who’s convinced he’s the king of the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts that will test your wits, and even a giant pink unicorn that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Hololive when you’ve got us? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one laugh at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
New Chunks Explored:	383719	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

His Toblerones? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…we have an exclusive partnership with Toblerone and every player gets their very own virtual Toblerone to munch on while they mine away. That’s right, you can chomp on chocolatey goodness while building your dream castle! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world…or maybe just the server, we’re not entirely sure. Join now and become a part of this wacky world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with grand ambitions and chocolatey treats!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Potions Brewed:	89	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DutchCraft: Splitting Blocks & Bills

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Are you tired of being used as a free meal on dates? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality and fairness, just like splitting the bill on a date. Join us and never worry about being taken advantage of again!

On our server, we have a special “Dutch Date” mini-game where players can compete to see who can split the bill the fastest. It’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a date with someone who expects you to pay for everything!

Join us now and show that you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself, just like our fearless players who refuse to be treated like a free meal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your perfect match who shares your views on splitting the bill!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8539

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BeautiFulSMPViews

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Have you ever seen a land where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the scenery is so breathtaking, you’ll swear you’re in a fantasy world. Join us and witness the majestic sight of llamas racing against creepers, and chickens laying golden eggs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AwkwardCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a secret underground love shack where players can roleplay awkward post-sex conversations with each other. Imagine the hilarity of someone whispering “Do you think creepers watch us?” right after a steamy session in our pixelated paradise. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and endless laughter!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Items Found:	3138
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Sugarcane Chromo Fun Land

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So, like, this Minecraft server is like totally wild, dude. It’s like the researchers of the gaming world, developing crazy cool stuff like the oligo-genomic in situ hybridization (GISH) system.

You can unveil all the novel chromosome translocations and individual chromosomal transmissions of T. arundinaceum in sugarcane progeny. Like, who wouldn’t want to do that in a Minecraft server, amirite?

Join us for a mind-blowing experience where you can explore the depths of genetic mysteries while building epic structures and battling creepers. It’s like science class meets adventure time, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this totally rad server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

What is the IP for CircleToonsHD Minecraft Server?

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CircleToonsHD is a popular animator and content creator known for his humorous and colorful animations on YouTube. With a focus on animation skits, parodies, and gaming content, he has amassed a dedicated following of over 1 million subscribers. His unique art style and comedic timing have made him a standout presence in the online animation community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Tiny smp but with big dreams and a side of java

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Minecraft Server Overview
Homes/waypoints/Claims New biomes New dungeons Shops/Currency Pets/Plushies New decoration blocks Pokémon Holiday Events Events Requirements to join: Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can If you are interested in joining, please fill out the google form here.

Minecraft Server Overview

Homes/waypoints/Claims
New biomes
New dungeons
Shops/Currency
Pets/Plushies
New decoration blocks
Pokémon
Holiday Events
Events

Requirements to join:

Must be over 18
Must have discord and join our discord server
Must be active as much as you can

If you are interested in joining, please fill out the google form here.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.20.1 Java.
Do I need a legit Minecraft account to join?	Yes, you need a legitimate Minecraft account in order to join the server.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and welcoming to all players.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, players must be over 18 years old to join the server.
What are some of the features available on the server?	The server offers homes/waypoints/claims, new biomes, new dungeons, shops/currency, pets/plushies, new decoration blocks, Pokémon, holiday events, and regular events.
What are the requirements to join?	Players must be over 18, have Discord and join the server’s Discord channel, and be as active as possible.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	9945	Alien Abductions:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pixel Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through different campaigns where you’ll fight the same bosses over and over again because they’re just too genius to only fight once. Trust us, you’ll never get bored with our server – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come join the insanity and see if you have what it takes to defeat those super genius bosses!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

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Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Potions Brewed:	89
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BuffoonCraft – No Generalizing Allowed

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of blind dates gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with adventure and laughter.

Our server is like a melting pot of races, just like the mixed race of our main character in this crazy story. We welcome all players, no matter their background or hair type. We don’t judge based on stereotypes, we judge based on how well you can build a castle out of blocks.

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of dating someone who hates their own race, we’ve got you covered. Our community is all about spreading positivity and acceptance, even if you’re a buffoon who needs to stop generalizing.

So come join us on our server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated block creature!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ores Mined:	5754
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Towns Built:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineCraftInfluencer

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Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the most influential people in the Minecraft universe – from Steve to Herobrine to even the elusive Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited diamonds and bragging rights for eternity. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

YazidiCraft: Swedish ISIS Slayer

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Swedish women out here charging over ISIS torture of Yazidi women and children in Syria! Like, who knew Minecraft could get this intense, right? Join us for some wild adventures and maybe even uncover some secret torture chambers (jk, we don’t actually have those…or do we? 😉). So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Farms Harvested:	594	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Brain Boosting Exercise

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so, like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well, let me tell you why you should! first of all, did you know that playing on our server actually makes your brain connections stronger? yeah, it’s like a workout for your mind, dude!

imagine mining for diamonds and building epic structures while also becoming a genius. sounds pretty rad, right? plus, we have this crazy story about a player who found a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers.

if you wanna be part of the most mind-bending minecraft experience ever, then you gotta join our server. who knows what kind of insane adventures and brain-boosting fun you’ll have? come on, don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Flag Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has more flags than a United Nations conference, more rings than a Sonic the Hedgehog game, and more bridges with LED lights than a futuristic city!

Join us and you’ll be so entertained that you’ll forget about the days (or weeks) of mourning you spent on those other lame servers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!