WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

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Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BuffoonCraft – No Generalizing Allowed

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of blind dates gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with adventure and laughter.

Our server is like a melting pot of races, just like the mixed race of our main character in this crazy story. We welcome all players, no matter their background or hair type. We don’t judge based on stereotypes, we judge based on how well you can build a castle out of blocks.

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of dating someone who hates their own race, we’ve got you covered. Our community is all about spreading positivity and acceptance, even if you’re a buffoon who needs to stop generalizing.

So come join us on our server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated block creature!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineCraftInfluencer

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Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the most influential people in the Minecraft universe – from Steve to Herobrine to even the elusive Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited diamonds and bragging rights for eternity. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

YazidiCraft: Swedish ISIS Slayer

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Swedish women out here charging over ISIS torture of Yazidi women and children in Syria! Like, who knew Minecraft could get this intense, right? Join us for some wild adventures and maybe even uncover some secret torture chambers (jk, we don’t actually have those…or do we? 😉). So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Brain Boosting Exercise

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so, like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well, let me tell you why you should! first of all, did you know that playing on our server actually makes your brain connections stronger? yeah, it’s like a workout for your mind, dude!

imagine mining for diamonds and building epic structures while also becoming a genius. sounds pretty rad, right? plus, we have this crazy story about a player who found a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers.

if you wanna be part of the most mind-bending minecraft experience ever, then you gotta join our server. who knows what kind of insane adventures and brain-boosting fun you’ll have? come on, don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Flag Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has more flags than a United Nations conference, more rings than a Sonic the Hedgehog game, and more bridges with LED lights than a futuristic city!

Join us and you’ll be so entertained that you’ll forget about the days (or weeks) of mourning you spent on those other lame servers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Why Don’t Female Protagonists In Games Have Interesting Designs Minecraft SMP

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Tired of playing as yet another boring, generic female character in games? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our female protagonists are anything but bland – from warrior princesses riding dragons to quirky inventors with a love for explosions, our server is filled with unique and exciting female characters that break the mold. Join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and a whole lot of girl power! Who needs another “bald white man” when you can be a badass babe in our world?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NaziMassacre83MC

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hey u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well u gotta join this cray cray server where we have a party every day to celebrate the 83rd anniversary of a nazi massacre in ukraine! yasss, we know how to turn a tragic event into a lit party! come join us for some epic builds, insane pvp battles, and maybe even a dance off with hitler himself (jk, he’s not really there… or is he?). so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make history… or at least pretend to!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

OKOK-GRIEF Grif we are all happy ♥♥ Minecraft server

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good administration, good creator, etc. we are always glad to see you at any time))) we love to communicate, be friends and invite your friends. It’s more fun together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Potions Brewed:	42
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocky Brigade – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you leading your squad of blocky AI to their doom over and over again? Look no further than our server! Join now for the ultimate World War II FPS experience where you can watch your pixelated comrades fall in battle while you laugh maniacally.

But that’s not all! Our server has a roadmap that will blow your mind, a community resource that will have you saying “wow, I didn’t know Minecraft could do that”, and a weapons list that will make you want to trade in your diamond sword for a vintage rifle.

And don’t even get me started on our current battle pass – it’s so epic, even Herobrine is jealous. Plus, we have a running event that involves the NKVD because who doesn’t love a little Soviet secret police action in their Minecraft game?

But wait, there’s more! We have a test server live until September 30th where you can try out the latest updates, including a new class called Guerrilla that will have you sneaking through the blocky jungle like a pro. And don’t forget about our animation improvements – your Steve will never move the same way again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft World War II FPS you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Saudi Arabia Minecraft SMP: Why is a Country Like Saudi Arabia That Receives Military Aid…

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only bombs dropping are the ones you craft yourself to blow up your friends’ bases! Join us for a wild ride where the only war crimes committed are stealing someone’s diamonds or accidentally setting fire to a forest. Who needs real-world drama when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans in our virtual world? Come join us and see why this server is the bomb…literally!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	189
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2957	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AchieveMine SMP

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Have you ever built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Have you ever tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers? Have you ever defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava? If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP right now!

Our server is filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or organizing massive pranks on each other.

So if you want to test your skills, make new friends, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join our SMP today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the server and have everyone bowing down to your pixelated greatness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PumpkinSpiceCraft

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Are you tired of boring old pumpkin spice lattes and apple cider? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion called the “Autumn Elixir” that will make you feel like you’re swimming in a pool of candy corn while riding a roller coaster made of caramel apples. Trust us, once you taste this magical concoction, you’ll never want to go back to regular fall drinks again! So come join us and sip on some Autumn Elixir while building the most epic pumpkin patch you’ve ever seen. It’s like Thanksgiving dinner in a cup, but with a side of creepers and skeletons.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FrostyFenceCraft

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so like, this server is like the ultimate Minecraft experience, like seriously, you won’t find anything crazier than this.

imagine this, we have a whole section of the map where you can build your own crazy fence just like Norway is thinking about doing. But get this, instead of keeping out Russians, you’re keeping out creepers and zombies. How epic is that?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. Just kidding, they actually just want emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a haunted mansion where you can battle ghostly mobs and uncover hidden treasures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that can one-hit kill anything in its path.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9000
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Pixelated shenanigans on a semi-clean canvas, join us for some SMP fun!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Friendly SMP Server
Features	Semi-vanilla gameplay, simple voice chat, temperatures with seasons, daily crates, grief prevention, custom armors, minigames
Supported Versions	1.18 to latest versions
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Simple Voice Chat required?	Yes, if you want to use proximity chat.
Are mods required?	No, but “Simple Voice Chat” is needed for proximity chat and “cinemamod” for the cinema.
What is the server address?	smp.playpixels.net
What is the Bedrock port?	19132
Is there a Discord server?	Join our Discord server

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.