WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

fuck, Minecraft, Shit, smp, What, what is this, what is this shit, what the fuck, what the fuck is this, what the fuck is this shit, WTF

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	254	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	2776

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mines Excavated:	1563	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4043
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Mines Excavated:	1511	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	9304
Void Gems Collected:	36	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	221
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Void Armor Forged:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Void Gems Collected:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	246355
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Emeralds Found:	4055
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	190
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Potions Brewed:	101
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Emeralds Found:	112
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ores Mined:	937
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Potions Brewed:	138	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1035
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5184
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net