WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Star Shards Collected:	250
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Potions Brewed:	136	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Emeralds Found:	451	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Astral Projections Made:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Animals Bred:	139	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Towns Built:	6	Emeralds Found:	701
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	5304	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Villages Defended:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4206
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1381	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6770	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.