WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	102	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306
Towns Built:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Farms Harvested:	424
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	261
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Farms Harvested:	814	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2810	Void Gems Collected:	30

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	3957	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Animals Bred:	62	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	230	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	42	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magic Items Found:	1495
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!