WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Farms Harvested:	437	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Ores Mined:	1000
Dragon Eggs Found:	2517	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Runes Activated:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Items Found:	7465
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Emeralds Found:	8433
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Endless Night Skies:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Alien Abductions:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Towns Built:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1937

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.