WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ores Mined:	2132	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Towns Built:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1036	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Star Shards Collected:	172
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Runes Activated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magic Items Found:	1736	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Enchantments Applied:	82	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Farms Harvested:	637

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ores Mined:	5530	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Void Gems Collected:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.