WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Enchantments Applied:	131
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	5128
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Emeralds Found:	6022	Dragon Eggs Found:	3228
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Players Killed by Monsters:	6890	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Magic Items Found:	6275	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	134
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	9761
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Potions Brewed:	120
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.