WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Farms Harvested:	117	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Buildings Constructed:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ores Mined:	4010
Animals Bred:	37	Void Gems Collected:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Animals Bred:	156
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Potions Brewed:	118
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	184
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.