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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Divine Spears Created:	18	Emeralds Found:	8353
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	429
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Crops Grown:	6520	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Villages Defended:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchantments Applied:	260
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	305	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	8188
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchantments Applied:	281	Mines Excavated:	4086

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.