WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ores Mined:	640
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	6189
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Towns Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	589
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Enchantments Applied:	158

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8222	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
New Chunks Explored:	333001	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	570
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Items Found:	7544

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	84	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Magic Items Found:	5592	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	5149	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.