WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Zombie Dances:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crops Grown:	2538
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ores Mined:	9442	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Enchantments Applied:	244
Villages Defended:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Crops Grown:	7897	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	4958	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Falling into the Void:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!