WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crops Grown:	8882

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Animals Bred:	36
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Potions Brewed:	92

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2997	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	106	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	6931
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Zombie Dances:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Animals Bred:	148
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	6887
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.