WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	1292	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ores Mined:	9339
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Farms Harvested:	152	Potions Brewed:	131

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	8716	Ores Mined:	801
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.