WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Buildings Constructed:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Animals Bred:	140

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dimension Hops:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crops Grown:	9420
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2601	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crops Grown:	1951	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	3371	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crops Grown:	1359	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Buildings Constructed:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	New Chunks Explored:	419533
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Alien Abductions:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.