WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Farms Harvested:	723
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	6920
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Towns Built:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1809	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Void Armor Forged:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7475

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6164	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Star Shards Collected:	260	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Farms Harvested:	851
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Dimension Hops:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Alien Abductions:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!