WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	728124	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	222	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Buildings Constructed:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	New Chunks Explored:	817198

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	295002	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	334	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Star Shards Collected:	197
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8559	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Towns Built:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.