WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Divine Spears Created:	15
Villages Defended:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ores Mined:	2390
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Void Armor Forged:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1009
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Animals Bred:	44	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	171	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Mines Excavated:	4560	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Animals Bred:	33	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.