WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2326	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Void Armor Forged:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Love Letters Sent:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mines Excavated:	1295

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Crops Grown:	7907	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	72	New Chunks Explored:	385617
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Potions Brewed:	72	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!