WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mines Excavated:	2853

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5561
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	121	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2636

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2461	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	227958

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Animals Bred:	128
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ores Mined:	1733	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.